Hell has frozen over

As I type this blog entry I am watching a pig fly past my window. Why? Paris Hilton and I are actually in agreement... scary.

She released a statement today with the following:

"I must also say that I was shocked to see all of the attention devoted to the amount of time I would spend in jail for what I had done by the media, public and city officials. I would hope going forward that the public and the media will focus on more important things, like the men and women serving our country in Iraq, Afghanistan and other places around the world."

The amount of media attention she has gotten over the past 2 weeks is beyond stupid. Who cares about the problems with the missile defense system or the immigration bill? I even saw an AP story about fans upset about Paris' situation, only the writer didn't bother to check facts and interviewed someone from the Jimmy Kimmel show pretending to be upset.

Ouch.

So can we get back to real news... at least until she is released?